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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown
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I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith
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Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland

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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
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Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash
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We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
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Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw

The survivors, thankful to be alive, decided to give a thanksgiving feast.

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He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland
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Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw
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I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
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It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller
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Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.  ~Author Unknown
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This is a "Turkey," not a high five.

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Handmade oil painting reproduction of Fight between a Rooster and a Turkey,

Including a turkey rack, a hook, a skewer set, a turkey injector,

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Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.  ~Dinah Craik
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He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis
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In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
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Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons
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Roasting a Turkey in a Charcoal Grill. A 22 inch or larger charcoal grill

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Male Pilgrim Holding An Axe Above A Turkey On A Chopping Block, Preparing To

Either would be correct, for The thing is a cross between a turkey and a

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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey
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Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone
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Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
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You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.  ~Author Unknown
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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz

This here is a turkey saddle. A turkey what? A saddle for a turkey hen.

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Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.  ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson
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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter
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We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
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Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
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I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter